Vacationing in Arizona, a group of British tourists spots a cowboy by the side of the road with his ear to the ground. “What’s going on?” they asked.
“Two horses, one gray-one chestnut, are pulling a wagon carrying two men,” the cowboy says. “One man is wearing a red shirt and the other a black shirt. They’re heading east.”
“Wow, You can tell all that just by listening to the ground?” says one of the tourists.
“No” replies the cowboy. “They just ran over me.”
Contributed by: A. Todd Coget